Showing posts with label Twilight saga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twilight saga. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Why, Twilight saga?

This story confused me since I've heard about it for the first time. A fourth adaptation, "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1", will be out soon, so I decided to write a post, dedicated to its upcoming release.


I have some (many) questions, which will be never answered. But if you heard about "Twilight" (books or films), you'd wonder about those things too.

* Why can vampires have children?
It's the main question. You know that they shouldn't. But happy ending needs at least one baby.

* Why is sparkling so dramatic?
I like 'burning alive' vampire feature more. That is dramatic (besides bloody, smelly and deadly)!

* Why are werewolves so fluffy?
Should they look like nice pets?

* Why are vampires pale here?
They can walk in the sun, but 'pale' means 'aristocratic', isn't it?

* Why do people make all those ugly tattoos with main characters?
It's creepy.

* Why do people still believe that your next film will be better than previous one?
I don't want to disappoint you, but that's impossible.

* Why are film adaptations made in green and grey colours?
Green and grey, green and grey... I'm falling asleep again.

* Do they play baseball?
They should play 'trick or treat'.

* Is there no Apocalypse coming soon?
What? No serious threat? That's disappointing.

* Alexandre Desplat, Howard Shore, Muse and Linkin Park, why have you agreed to make some music for this story?
You did your part great. But I'm still curious.

* Are there anyone, who likes leather clothing?
These vampires should wear something more gothic, or rock'n'roll, or punk.

* Are you joking about "Forever is only the beginning"?
I hope, you are. Because it's the first part of the ending.

Yes, Twilight saga caused too many questions. When I remember more, I'll update this post.

Have you ever asked any of them? Leave a comment below.